I love cats
This is the chap, but I’d like to think that it is neutered.
It eats one tin of food in order to produce at least two poos. How does it do that?
I bet it eats birds and frogs. That’s even more annoying. Not only am I treading in poo, but it is poo that contains things that I used to cherish.
How can you take something as pleasant as a Blue Tit and turn it in to that mess? That takes a particular type of evil. Mind you, it is not just this one. There is a tortoiseshell that heralds from the other side of the road. It is the only thing that makes me wish for more traffic.